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This is the traditional Goblin form of fighting. These are used in hand to hand and long-range combat, and can be exeptionally deadly. Of course, it can also get you into deeper shit. Below you see some of the weapons that are used, and I will describe also the Martial Arts that go with them.
Of course, I cannot show you all of the martial art styles, because there are so many, and it takes years for a Sensei to learn even one, so I will describe most of them here.
The most complicated of them all is the Artillery Martial Arts, which include manning and firing one of the great artillery peices that the Goblins use. This includes the execution of the proper ceremonies to load and fire the gun Strangley enough, the loading ceremony calls for you to commit suicide, so how does the gun get fired?

This gun is the bog-standard issue used in all of the normal Goblin squads. It is called the Goblin Standard P77-1 Blunderbuss.
There are several martial arts used in concert with this solid and sustainable gun. They include the art of "shan feng" which means that you load and fire the gun, then in one minute load and fire again so that you effectively loose off two shots at your foe. Another art is the art of "tuihua anzhuang" which involves the bearer of the gun to spin in a ninety-degree arc, firing and loading as you go. This technique has been used most effectively at decimating battlelines, an more often than not it has been the Goblins' own battleline they are destroying.
A more ornate and powerful gun, this gun is used by officers and Goblins higher up in the military heirachy. This one is the gun the Goblins designed after the P77-1, so it iscalled the Special Issue P77-2 Blunderbuss.
Most of the arts used in conjunction to the P77-1 can be used with this gun, as well as a dangerous and risky art called the "tiankong leidian" which involving dumping three times as much ammo as is supposed to be into the gun and unleashing it upon the enemy. This can cause huge damage to any enemy, effectively ripping them apart. This can also mean though that the gun explodes, killing it's user. Not a plesant situation.
This eldritch weapon is the legendary Cvolteren, carried by every one of the Goblin Kings over the centuries (So it has loads of fingerprint evidence in case you murder someone with it)
The Cvolteren does not have any special martial arts associated with it because of the excess bulk of the Goblin king. The king rarely goes into battle anyway, so it does not matter.