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Morag is a princess in every way - full of charm one moment, and throwing tantrums over the fact that she "desperately needs" new items of clothing. The only thing that makes people like her is the fact that she has a brilliant voice. Many of her singles, like the now coveted "Twice As Much Beans On My Forehead" have sold for millions of Bratvurst, and the worshipped and revered "Time To Yoghurt".
In this part of this information resource site, you can see the various jewel-case covers for Morag's singles and albums. If you want to see the lyrics of Morag's various songs, go to the "Song Lyrics" page.
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"The Wolves Keep Chewing My Armpits"
This single's highly pornographic case art shocked the Goblin nation, as it showed a naked Morag riding upon the back of a gigantic black wolf. Sadly, we cannot show you this cover, as it resulted in a giant court case and resulted in the "Princess Decency Act" being brought into being. Here we see the second version. |
"The Wolves Keep Chewing My Armpits" Jewel-case cover art. |
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"Bloodloss Never Hurt Nobody"
Morag wrote many of the songs on this album after her half-brother twice removed on her great great aunt's side died in extreme pain from bloodloss after being attacked by a swarm of twenty-three thousand mosquitoes. This album has a special place in the heart of the general public, who had never heard of the long-lost relation but sympathised anyway. |
"Bloodloss Never Hurt Nobody" Jewel-case cover art. |
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"I Wish Upon A Rat"
Another of Morag's great singles, this one because it was written after the collapse of the Goblin state bridge. The bridge collapsed because of a nest of Arkyle Rats living underneath. These huge rodents had burrowed unnderneath the foundations, and a thousand thousand Goblins died because of the lazyness of the local Pest Control division. This song is usually sung by Morag on "Bridge Day".
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"I Wish Upon A Rat" Jewel-case cover art. |
